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Friendship isn't ranked by whom we have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best. It's about who came and never left.

Eyes r parents, heart is lover, brain is teacher, brother n sisters r fingers but a loving friend is blood. So always keep flowing.

A life filled with love must have some thorns, but a life empty of love will never have roses.

We can't own time to have long talks. We don't have nice chances for more laughs. But eventhough our worlds don't meet, I'll always be your good friend to keep.

Sometimes, God closes the door and locks the windows. During those times, it's nice to think that maybe, there's a storm outside and He wants you safe with Him. Good morning!

A real friend not only goes out with u anywhere u go but also remembers u no matter how busy they are, who takes their time 2 say, "Hi Friend"

IHopeSomedayUWouldRememberMeAsMeWhoAlwaysSmileEvenWhenMyLifeIsNotThatPerfect & da 1 WhoWouldAlwaysTry2BrightenUp urDayEven IfICouldn'tBrightenUpMyOwn.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

WhenDidWeBecomeFriends? ICan'tReallySay, IKnowItGrew a LittleEverySingleDay,ItHad a SimpleStartButItGrew 2 Fill an EmptySpaceInMyHeart.

Omlet ready? Yes Boss! Chicken ready? Yes Boss! Fish ready? Yes Boss! Mutton ready? No Boss! why? Boss, Bakra abi message padraha hai!

Don't be afraid to take risks and experience pain to achieve your dreams. Always remember, if you want a rainbow, you must first go through the rain.

Muskurao aap 2 phool khil jaye baate karo 2 dil machal jaye, Itni dilkash hai aapki 2sti, 2st 2 kya dushman bhi aap par fida ho jaye…

Akash ke taro me khoya hai jahan saara, lagta hai pyara eke k taara, un taro me hei sabse pyara ek sitara jo iss wakhtpadh raha ha isms hamara

If you are stressed you'll get pimples... if you cry you'll get wrinkles... Then why don't you smile & get dimples? Keep smiling.
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now it's time to fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak and mouth can't speak so hope this night shall be nice and sweet. Good Night

Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.

Destiny is simply da strenght of ur desires. If u cry at a trouble it grows double, if u laugh at trouble it disapears like a bubble.

Dil me basi he dosti teri, ankhon me basi hai tasveer teri, jab aati hai yaad teri, hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY!

Tum na milo koi gum nahi….. bus sms karo, ye milne se kam hahi…, dosti mein dhoka dejaye O hum nahi…, aur hamari dosti chand sitaro se kum nahi.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

A rupee is easy to earn but a smile is hard to find. Rupees loses its value. Smile increase its worth. I lost a rupee when I sms u but who care, I won ur smile.

Bandar ka beta apni maa se bola: maa! main kyon itna badsoorat hoon? maa boli: beta! tu 2 phir bhi thik hai, usse dekh jo abhi SMS padhrahahai

Kuch mithe pal yaad ate hain, palkon par ansu chod jate hain, kal koi aur mile 2 hame na bhulna, dil K rishte jindgi bhar kaam ate hai.

Karni hai khuda se ek gujaris aapke dosti ke siwa koi bandage na mile har janam me mile 2st aap K jaisa ya phir kabhi jindagi na mile….

HAR DIL MAIN PYAR NAHI HOTA
PHIR BHEE DILWALE KAHLATEY HAI.
HAR DIMAG MAIN SMS NAHI HOTA
PHIR BHEE MOBILE LEKEY GHOOM TA HAI.

u=lovely, u=perfect, u=beautiful, u=amazing, u=sweet, u=cute, u=genius, u=fantastic, u=fabulous, Me=liar.

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SMS ... Monkey Series .... ha ha haaaaaa......

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u.

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No??? Quickly see your id card or driving license.

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Tiger ..
BIRDs ...
Longoor ....
and...! U 2

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we can t disturb our Boss...

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki apun tarzan tu monkey

Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna.
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatrra hai!
Bahar “BANDAR” pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai

Kati bhinna chann e dinharu
Timro aagaman bhaye dekhi
Kati ramailo chha yo mausam
timi zoo ma bashe dekhi

Chhora: daddy daddy aaja baadar herna jaun na!
Daddy: Ahile hoina babu, baadar ahile sms padhdai chha.........

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo.
One was caught playing football
The second was caught watching television
And the third............ No... No!! it's not YOU !!!
Tyasko ajhai pattra lageko chhaina.... Khoji jaari chha.

Timailai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma kanda chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.....

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did it! Congrates!! Enjoy your day, and don't forget to smile!

1 - message - received - 1 - cute - person - sent - it - 1 - monkey - is - reading - it - 1 - monkey - is - angry - 1 - monkey - is - still - reading - 1 - monkey - wil 4ward - dis - msg - to - anodr - monkey !

Dil chahta hai tum se milne ko, tumhain daikhne ko. magar kia karon yeh stupid gate keeper kehta hai. " Aaj Zoo Band Rahay Ga "

why do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ - thats your personal matter!

A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read messages. Dont change your finger, its too late now

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!

BE READY TO REPLY

Nepali sms series 1

Kati bhinna chann e dinharu
Timro aagaman bhaye dekhi
Kati ramailo chha yo mausam
timi zoo ma bashe dekhi

Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma
sapani ma pani aai natarshau raat ma

Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnu
Bhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannu
Hami sadhai sangai hunu parchha bhanne chhaina
tara mitratako dhoka bhane kahile banda nagarnu

Timailai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma kanda chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.....

Chhora: daddy daddy aaja baadar herna jaun na!
Daddy: Ahile hoina babu, baadar ahile sms padhdai chha.........