Funny, Flirty sms

Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever …..
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo....
Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo

Mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye,
nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye....

Smile to old means respect,
Smile to a child means innocence....
Smiling infront of mobile means mental…,
Still smiling!!!Confirmed...

Mobile 1 MANDIR,
SMS uska Bhagwan,
SMS bhejnewala Pujaari,
SMS padhnewala Bhakta,
Padhkar sms na karnewala ….
Mandir ke bahaaar ka Bhikaari … !

Know wat makes me happy wen u MSG me?
Not ur jokes or Sweet MSGS But ur NAME that APPEARS On the Cell when it beeps knowing that U remember me.

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Nepalese:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…

YEH AISA MSG HE JISE BEWAQOOF PERHTE HEIN. NALAIK DOSRON KO FARWARD KERTE HEIN, GADHE DELETE KERTE HEIN AUR PAGAL SAVE KERLETE HEIN AAP KIA KERNE WALE HEIN
Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna,
Sabke SMS zara hata kar rakhna....
Kabhi bhi aa sakta hai hamara SMS,
Inbox mein jagah banakar rakhna....

Bhool se kabhi hamein bhi yaad kiya karo..., Pyaar nahi to Shikaayat hi kiya karo...; Itna bhi geir na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo..., Call nahi to Mis-Call hi diya karo..!!!

No Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Ssnnan No Gods Pooja No No No No No No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning!!

JIS WAQT TUMKO KHUDA NE BANAYA HOGA,
USKO BHI SUROOR CHHAYA HOGA..
SOCHA HOGA KI TUMKO JANNAT ME BHEJEIN,
FIR USKO ZOO KA KHAYAL AAYA HOGA..

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RAMAILO SMS

Modern…
Obedient…
Neatness…
Kindful…
Excellent…
Young…
Hey! thats me. Don’t be sad, even ur name is there,
Read the 1st letter of Every Word…

Jaanay anjanay mai agar mai nai aap ka dil dukhaya ho,
Kabhi tang kiya ho,
Badtamizi ki ho,
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Us kai liye aap sai jo ho sakta hai karlo.
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Hum sudharnay walon mai sai nahi hai.

Pani mein tairna machali ka style,
Hawa mein udna panchi ka style,
Different messages bhejna mera style,
Fukat ka message padna aap ka style.

Jo gadha bhi na khaye wo ghas ho tum
Nalayak paji aur badmas ho tum
Duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe
Par mere liye bahut khas ho tum.

Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!

TAPORI SMS ..... MUNNA BHAI STYLE @@@

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,miss to karega

Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper - ZabardastXtra-Badiya - Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*

Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele haidog log bark bark kar raele haiShaane log SMS kar raele haiDHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?Tum saala dost log udharich milega.Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

Apun ek sher bolega,Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night..

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.


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Selected fun SMS

Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.

God saw your parents hungry, He created pizzas. God saw they are thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw them walking, He created car. He saw them without problems, He created you!

Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils sing around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day!

BEST OF MISLEADING SMS

EYES: to look at u.HAND: to pray for u.MIND: to remember u.HEART: to make friendship with u.and LEG: to kick u if u forget me....So alkways remeber me!!!

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

why do donkey eat grass?
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oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter.

good morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long......

no visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms............
no mails...............
i m worried..........u r in jail again???

Dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................aaj zoo band hay???

Hi sweetheart,
Doing nothing?
Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!
I may come there any time!
Ur's faithfully
"HEART ATTACK!"

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".