Showing posts with label funny sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny sms. Show all posts

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Enjoy sms !!

One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream . One tree can start a forest. One sms can bring refreshment. So KEEEP smsing.

Alone i can only say but together we can shout, alone i can only smile but together we can laugh, alone i can only live but together we can celebrate.

Painting is a feeling never spoil it. FACE is a book try to read it. FRIENDSHIP is like a mirror don't break it.

DESTINY IS SIMPLY da strength of ur desires. If u cry at a trouble, it grows double, if u laught at it, it disappears like a bubble. Apply dis & u'll b happy/enjoy ur life.

The greatest GIFT u can give 2 sum 1 is ur Time becoz when u give sum1 ur time u R givin him a portion of ur Life. Ur beautiful thoughts alwz fills my mind.

Dur hai aap se to kuch gam nahi. Dur rahkar v Bhulne wale hum nahi. Roj mulakat na ho paye to kya hua, aapki yaad mulakat se kuch kam nahi...

Never say U r happy when u r sad. never say u r fine when u R not. Never say u feel good when u feel bad. Never say U r alone when I'm still alive.

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!

Jindagi behal hai, Sur hai na taal hai.,Msgbox kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtaal hai, Kuch SMS bhejo, mere mobile ki jindagi ka sawal HAI.

LOVE speaks in tender voice but is heard inspite of the noise. Love sees simple beauty and finds every1 worthy.

Dunya main sirf teen tarah kay log khush naseeb hotey hai (1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai (2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai (3) woh jinhay mera sms bar baar milta hai Only 4 U.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Nevr frown, even when u r sad Bcoz u nevr know who is fallin in love with ur smile.

Dimaag k liye, orange ka juice, aankhe k liye, carrot k juice. Sehat k liye banana ka juice, khush rehene k liye sms kar kanjus.

If i give U a dozen of roses… And u ask why there r no thrones, I would just smile, show my bleeding hand n say .. I took them away so that u won't get hurt.

Moon said to me, if ur fren is not messaging u why don't u leave ur fren. I looked at moon n said does ur sky ever leave u when U don't shine.

Ur eyes Patakha, UR LIPS rocket, ur ears chakra, ur smile Fuljadi, ur STYLE ANAR, ur personality bomb. Are nikal le, i'm coming with "CANDLE".

Give laugh to all but smile to 1 give cheeks to all but lips to 1 Gie love to all but heart 2 one, let everbdy lov u but U love 1.

Na hotel me na bar me, Na bike me na car me, ajki raat gujergay sirf tumare sms ki intajar me.

I send my care 2 to the wind n told the wind 2 pass them to U. So when u feel the wind blowin against ur face its me saying take care & Always be fit & happy.

If u feel a little dizzy and u r craving for something sweet all the time . U r suffering from a defficiency of VITAMIN :ME:.

Life brings "KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM" when it ends "NA TUM JANO NA HUM" So lets 'MASTI" together who knows "KAL HO NA HO".

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Best of July sms, sweet, lovely and cute sms

Night is wonderful opportunity 2 take rest, 2 forgive, 2 dream, 2 smile & 2 get ready 4 all the battle that u have 2 fight 2mrw.

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Distances never separate any relation, time never builds any relation. if feelings r true from heart, then frens r alwaz frens 4 ever.

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All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b true
All I ever wanted was sum1 like U…


I can buy gifts but not love, i can pretent 2 smile, but not 2 be happy. I can lie 2 others but not 2 u. I do have many frens .. but none as SWEET as u.

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Morning doesn't meaN Getting up and working again. it rather means god loves u so much that he lets u live another day to do more of the good things.

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a Cute frenship poem for you : Monsoom rain or summer heart. U r the reaons why I breathe. Tell me friend wot is sweet. is that 'U' or ur heart that beats.

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A solid pal is 1 who puts up wid ur worst moods, laughs at ur corniest joke, Goes along wid ur craziest idea but always sees da best in you.

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Its wonderful to get answers to ur prayers.. but its even more beautiful when God moulds u & makes u an answer to some1 else's prayers.

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When things go wrong…
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

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As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.

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I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.

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If rain drops were kisses,I could send you showers. if hugs were seas i send you oceans. and if love was a person i send you me!!

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Sunday, February 3, 2008

Waiting for you

Like the flower waiting to bloom....
Like the light bulb in the dark room....
Like the desert waiting for rain....
I'm just sitting here ......
waiting for u to see jumping... COME BACK to ZOO !!

A MAN IS WAITING FOR WOMEN
MOTHER FOR CHILDREN.
BUSINESS MAN FOR CUSTOMER
FARMERS FOR CROPS.
ONE MONKEY IS WAITING TO READ MY SMS... eHE eHEE HEE

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Friday, January 11, 2008

BEST OF MONKEY SMS

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Tiger ..
BIRDs ...
Longoor ....
and...! U 2

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we can t disturb our Boss...

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u.

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No??? Quickly see your id card or driving license.

apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki apun tarzan tu monkey

Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna.
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatrra hai!
Bahar “BANDAR” pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did it! Congrates!! Enjoy your day, and don't forget to smile!

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........
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Sunday, September 2, 2007

SMS ... Monkey Series .... ha ha haaaaaa......

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u.

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No??? Quickly see your id card or driving license.

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Tiger ..
BIRDs ...
Longoor ....
and...! U 2

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we can t disturb our Boss...

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki apun tarzan tu monkey

Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna.
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatrra hai!
Bahar “BANDAR” pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai

Kati bhinna chann e dinharu
Timro aagaman bhaye dekhi
Kati ramailo chha yo mausam
timi zoo ma bashe dekhi

Chhora: daddy daddy aaja baadar herna jaun na!
Daddy: Ahile hoina babu, baadar ahile sms padhdai chha.........

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo.
One was caught playing football
The second was caught watching television
And the third............ No... No!! it's not YOU !!!
Tyasko ajhai pattra lageko chhaina.... Khoji jaari chha.

Timailai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma kanda chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.....

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did it! Congrates!! Enjoy your day, and don't forget to smile!

1 - message - received - 1 - cute - person - sent - it - 1 - monkey - is - reading - it - 1 - monkey - is - angry - 1 - monkey - is - still - reading - 1 - monkey - wil 4ward - dis - msg - to - anodr - monkey !

Dil chahta hai tum se milne ko, tumhain daikhne ko. magar kia karon yeh stupid gate keeper kehta hai. " Aaj Zoo Band Rahay Ga "

why do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ - thats your personal matter!

A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read messages. Dont change your finger, its too late now

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!

BE READY TO REPLY

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Some new Cute, Interesting and Funny SMS ....2

One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream . One tree can start a forest. One sms can bring refreshment. So KEEEP smsing.

Alone i can only say but together we can shout, alone i can only smile but together we can laugh, alone i can only live but together we can celebrate.

Painting is a feeling never spoil it. FACE is a book try to read it. FRIENDSHIP is like a mirror don't break it.

DESTINY IS SIMPLY da strength of ur desires. If u cry at a trouble, it grows double, if u laught at it, it disappears like a bubble. Apply dis & u'll b happy/enjoy ur life.

The greatest GIFT u can give 2 sum 1 is ur Time becoz when u give sum1 ur time u R givin him a portion of ur Life. Ur beautiful thoughts alwz fills my mind.

Dur hai aap se to kuch gam nahi. Dur rahkar v Bhulne wale hum nahi. Roj mulakat na ho paye to kya hua, aapki yaad mulakat se kuch kam nahi...

Never say U r happy when u r sad. never say u r fine when u R not. Never say u feel good when u feel bad. Never say U r alone when I'm still alive.

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!

Jindagi behal hai, Sur hai na taal hai.,Msgbox kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtaal hai, Kuch SMS bhejo, mere mobile ki jindagi ka sawal HAI.

LOVE speaks in tender voice but is heard inspite of the noise. Love sees simple beauty and finds every1 worthy.

Dunya main sirf teen tarah kay log khush naseeb hotey hai (1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai (2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai (3) woh jinhay mera sms bar baar milta hai Only 4 U.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Nevr frown, even when u r sad Bcoz u nevr know who is fallin in love with ur smile.

Dimaag k liye, orange ka juice, aankhe k liye, carrot k juice. Sehat k liye banana ka juice, khush rehene k liye sms kar kanjus.

If i give U a dozen of roses… And u ask why there r no thrones, I would just smile, show my bleeding hand n say .. I took them away so that u won't get hurt.

Moon said to me, if ur fren is not messaging u why don't u leave ur fren. I looked at moon n said does ur sky ever leave u when U don't shine.

Ur eyes Patakha, UR LIPS rocket, ur ears chakra, ur smile Fuljadi, ur STYLE ANAR, ur personality bomb. Are nikal le, i'm coming with "CANDLE".

Give laugh to all but smile to 1 give cheeks to all but lips to 1 Gie love to all but heart 2 one, let everbdy lov u but U love 1.

Na hotel me na bar me, Na bike me na car me, ajki raat gujergay sirf tumare sms ki intajar me.

I send my care 2 to the wind n told the wind 2 pass them to U. So when u feel the wind blowin against ur face its me saying take care & Always be fit & happy.

If u feel a little dizzy and u r craving for something sweet all the time . U r suffering from a defficiency of VITAMIN :ME:.

Life brings "KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM" when it ends "NA TUM JANO NA HUM" So lets 'MASTI" together who knows "KAL HO NA HO".

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Some Cute, Interesting and Funny sms ...1

What makes some people dearer is not just da happines tha u feel feel when u meet them but also da pain u feel when u miss them.

Search for a perfect guy is like search for dinasours. Do u know why? Simple, Becoz they don't exists.

I heard some1 whisper ur name, but when i turnd around to C who it was, I notice i was alone, then i realized it was my heart teling me that i miss U.

Tera bahot memory aa reli thi, teri yaad mein kalam uthai, tera jhakkas tasbir banayi, socha tha, us tasbir ko sine mein lagake rakhunga, par ky bidhu, who to bhooton ko bhagane kaam aayi

Dil dil se juda nahi hota, u hi kisi pe fida nahi hota, PYAr se bada dosti k rista hota hai kyunki dost kavi bebafa nahi hote hai.

Darte hain AAG se kahi jal na jayein, Darte hain khwaab se kahi tut na jayein, Par sbse jyada darte hain tum se kahi tum hamein bhul na jayein.

Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain, yaad aap bhi hume karte hai, Fark sirf itna hain, hum yaad aane pe sms karte hain aur aap sms ane pe yaad karte hai

A raindrop may look 2 small 2 eyes but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall. A small sms may seem 2 small 2 u but somewhere a heart smile when it receives ur sms. So keep SMSing.

Aapse milneka mann kiya tha, mannko samjhadiya, dil tadapne laga, usko v beheladiya. aakhe ro padi unko chup karadiya lekin aab sansein keherahi hain i miss u, kya uskovi rok du?

No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !!

Fulo ki mehek ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata, kitne v dur raho a dost tum, dosti me aap jaisa dost ko bhulaya nahi jata.

Jivan mein paisa, pyar aur dosti sab aate hai jate hai, par tute hue daant wapas nahi ate hai. Samajhdar ho, ummed hai sms bhejte rahoge.

Sometime i dont say hi, sometime i dont reply, sometime i dont msg u, but it doesn't mean i 4get u, it means im givin u time 2 miss me n 2 miss u. Goodday!

Har kadam pe imtihaan leti hai zindagi, har waqt naye sadme deti hai zindagi, hum zindagi se sikwa kaise kare ki aap saa pyaara dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

Subah sahm hum tumko yaad kiya karte hain, sitaron mein tumhe dekha karte hain, magar hamare sapno mein kabhi mat aana coz hamein bhooton se bahut darr lagta hai!

Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, Ankhe band hai fir v nazar aa rahe ho, najane kyon easa lagta hai, saamne khade ho aur sING hila rahe ho!! Abuiii

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

Dont keep da special 1 in ur eyes they may fall as tears, keep them in ur heart so that evry heartbeat remind u that there is 1 4 u.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Funny ..... Flirty ...... Teasing ...SMSing

Ye kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhe band hai fir v nazar aa rahe ho,
Najane kyon aisa lagta hai,
samne khade ho aur sing hila rahe ho! Abhyui

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed…….
u….
R….
always….
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna.
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatrra hai!
Bahar “BANDAR” pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai

Subah ko haste ho,
Sham ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time haste ho,
Kay samajte ho,
Aap akele hi brush karte ho.

Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho.

I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST

Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Hurry up, Fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHIN”
1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.
2. ______ main hi chor hoon.
3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.
4. ______ main hi idiot hoon
Let me see who is brave !!!

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet words r nice 2 say,
But sweet people r really hard 2 find.
My goodness, how did U manage 2 find me!!!

No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS

SMS karne main kitna maza aata hai,
lekin dil ghabrata hai,
kyunke balance jata hai,
lekin asal maza tab aata hai,
jab kanjoos logon se SMS ka jawab aata hai…

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Bakwass SMS

The human brain is the most outstanding thing. It functions 24 hours, 365 days. It functions right from the time you were born until you fall in love and malfunctions after getting married.

FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya, u r the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL, and wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS.

Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai, shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.Divorse dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.Hum se Dosti karane wale, SMS expert ho jate hai

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth & some fame. I was thinkin abt it & my cell beeped n received ur sms. I smiled n said "This makes me happy".

Like and love are two different things. Like is when you know the best side of someone and like them. Love is when you know the worst side that someone could ever have, and you still love that person with everything you have in your heart.

Though we don't meet or talk often, I never forget that I have you in my life. Somewhere, somehow, I remember you. Still bear in mind, I'm always here, not so near but never that far.

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

RAMAILO SMS

Modern…
Obedient…
Neatness…
Kindful…
Excellent…
Young…
Hey! thats me. Don’t be sad, even ur name is there,
Read the 1st letter of Every Word…

Jaanay anjanay mai agar mai nai aap ka dil dukhaya ho,
Kabhi tang kiya ho,
Badtamizi ki ho,
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Us kai liye aap sai jo ho sakta hai karlo.
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Hum sudharnay walon mai sai nahi hai.

Pani mein tairna machali ka style,
Hawa mein udna panchi ka style,
Different messages bhejna mera style,
Fukat ka message padna aap ka style.

Jo gadha bhi na khaye wo ghas ho tum
Nalayak paji aur badmas ho tum
Duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe
Par mere liye bahut khas ho tum.

Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

TAPORI SMS ..... MUNNA BHAI STYLE @@@

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,miss to karega

Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper - ZabardastXtra-Badiya - Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*

Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele haidog log bark bark kar raele haiShaane log SMS kar raele haiDHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?Tum saala dost log udharich milega.Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

Apun ek sher bolega,Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night..

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.



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Saturday, February 17, 2007

BEST OF MISLEADING SMS

EYES: to look at u.HAND: to pray for u.MIND: to remember u.HEART: to make friendship with u.and LEG: to kick u if u forget me....So alkways remeber me!!!

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

why do donkey eat grass?
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...........????????
oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter.

good morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long......

no visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms............
no mails...............
i m worried..........u r in jail again???

Dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................aaj zoo band hay???

Hi sweetheart,
Doing nothing?
Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!
I may come there any time!
Ur's faithfully
"HEART ATTACK!"

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".